||[Mar. 8th, 2005|06:06 am]
...striking resemblences make me utterly nauseous.
oh jeez, today was lots and lots of fun. me and ben were going out shopping at like noon to buy jeffrey and my year anniversary present. and i have no idea what i am going to get for him because he is a hard person to shop for and buys alot of stuff he wants for himself, so i was hoping things would just pop out at me while walking thru the mall, yea didnt happen, i only bought one thing and ben tryed to convince me to buy him doom 3 for his new computer but i knew he has a thing about computer games so i didnt waste my money. we left the mall and headed over to target. because i had to pick up one thing there, well they didnt have it and ben said we could go to walmart and see if they did, well it sounded like a great idea...until we are on street rd right across from kmart and having a conversation about "be cool" when ben goes "oh my god, my car" and he pulls into the center lane thingy, it dies and wont restart. he tried like 4 times and still nothing, so he calls his dad and tells him, meanwhile im thinking how completely unsafe it is for us to be just sitting there will mass amounts of traffic going by at warp speed so i tell him we should get out and stand on the sidewalk. lol, do you know how scary it is to get out of a car with traffic everywhere? lol, so i called jeff when ben was still on the phone with his dad and asked him to come pick us up and he tells me that he is lost in trenton somewhere because he wanted to go for a drive after school since we were shopping. and that it will take about an hour for him to get to us. so bens dad had a tow truck on the way and it was fine, i actually didnt mind waiting, which is strange because i am a very impatient person. so far "mary and ben's day of fun" wasnt all that hysterical. lol, it wasnt terrible, it was an adventure, but im sure we could both have thought of 800 million other things we would rather have been doing than lookin at his sad little la baron stuck in the middle of traffic. oh jeez i forgot to mention how angry i got at one point, lol. i call jeff and tell him and hes goes "push it off to the side". are ya fuckin kidding me, it is like mid day traffic there isnt like more than a 15 second period of no cars, its utterly impossible to do. besides, i dont have my license which means i would be the one pushing while ben steered, i was a little upset by this, haha. so there we are standing in the windy weather lol and ben was singing "red headed hoodie" or something by adam sandler and we are just chillin. kelly texts ben and says "what up" but ben was a little upset about his car and didnt text her back, so i called her back and we made plans to hang out tonite. so the tow truck guy gets there and he is older than moses but funny at the same time, and he tells us he wants us to drive with him because he doesnt know where he is going. so i called jeff and told him that we were going with the guy and he should just pick up kelly and meet us at bens house. so he hooks the car up and we are on our way! thank god! the tow truck driver called some woman driving a "dumb bitch" and then he was like "if she would have hit my truck..." and kinda trailed off. it was funny, he was super nice though. we get to bens house and the dude pulled his big ass truck into bens driveway like a pro, i was amazed and we get out and go in bens house and watch friends, and eat really "THICK" cheesecake. lol. i fell asleep sitting up watching friends waiting for jeff and kelly to get there. i was starving to death, because i thought we were going to eat as soon as we were done at walmart, boy was i wrong. so they got there and woke me up and we all got in the car. i wanted to go to great american because i had to have their baked potato soup and jeff didnt want to go there but everyone else did so me and him had a little thing in the car but he got over it with the quickness because he knew i was hungry and grumpy, lol. so we got there and kelly was playing this fun game of spinning her silverware and i wanted to try so i did and spun it way too hard and forks, knives and spoons went flying about the table, haha. "i didnt get one" lol. annnyway, the boys kept talking about video games and computer games and graphics so kelly and i started talking about makeup lol and mabeline. and she was like "i used to have maybeline, but my sister stole it, then i bought new stuff and my friend stole it and then i bought it one more time and i lost it" and i sang "maybe shes born with it, maybe she stole it from kelly" i thought that was hysterical. haha. ima nerd. anyway, we left and went to see "the pacifier" which by the way was fantastic. i loooved it, it was like good action without blood and hardcore violence exactly what i like and it was cute and sweet at the same time, a "family film" as ben likes to call it. anyway after that we couldnt figure out what to do so we just went driving and jeff had his heart set on west chester. which is fine with me because i think it is soooo pretty there. so in the car i decide to play a game. its like one person says on word and the next person says another word until it makes a really funny sentence. i cant even remmeber any of them now but they were funny as shit. so we fianlly get to west chester after being derailed a little and we end up on some street named "gay street" lol, so me in all my maturity make jokes, the kind of jokes no one finds funny but myself. in one of the store windows was the most beautiful wedding dresses i have ever seen in my entire life, i want to go buy it right now and keep it in my closet until i need it, its so fabulous. i made jeff drive around again so i could look at it on more time. after we drove around everyone was hungry but mcdonalds was closed and we decided to go to wawa. but right behind wawa was a wendys that was open until 1 and it was 12:56 so we hopped in the drive thru quickstyle. we ordered 7 burgers, chicken nuggets, two fries and a frosty. it was soooo funny. jeff was like "5 burgers, no 6 i mean 7 jr bacon cheeseburgers please" and the girl was like "7?!?"
we pulled over and ate it, it was loads of fun. then we decided to head home and on the way there we played another game that ben made up, well that he jacked from a friends episode. like one person says two words like "rain or snow" and the other person has to say which ever one they think of first..so it would go like this jeff: "apple or orange" and ben woud say without thinking "apple"
so this game was loads and loads of fun until someone asked me "jeff or ben" and i stuttered and was like "bb---jeff" oh man i think jeff was mad at me, it didnt even mean anything thought, its a retarded game. then, as if that wasnt bad enough someone asked me "tit or dick" and i yelled "TIT!" ugh, i dont even want to think about what happened after i said that. anyway i learned alot of valuable things tonite, it was hella fun!..when your driving with me, you better have the windows down for your own safety..